No.502
This was done on /cyb/, and I thought that it was worth bringing here so that it didn't fade into oblivion:
What the fuarrkk did you just fuarrking say about me, you small glitterboy? I’ll have you know I graduated on top of my table in the Lain Testing School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on websites, and I have over 300 confirmed Lainposts. I am trained in cyberspace warfare and I’m the top lainposter in the entire Lain Militia. You are nothing to me but just another fly. I will wipe your cyber presence the fuarrrk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the matrix, mark my fuarrrking cyberdeck. You think you can get away with saying that soykaf to me over the the Wired? Think again, gliterboy. As we speak I am tapping into my secret network of botnets across the interwebs and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the razing, skiddie. The razing that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “electronics.” You’re fuarrrking erased, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can have your nervous system wrecked with over seven hundred different neurotoxins, and that’s not even going back to my lab. Not only am I extensively trained in cyberspace warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Knights of the Eastern Calculus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your pathetic avatar off the face of the interwebs, you little glitterboy. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuarrrking mind. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, chummer. I will drape soykaf all over you and you will die in it. You’re fuarrrking gone, glitterboy.
