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ID: 80d0f8 No.18453

How does one get a lainon gf?
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ID: 9acbaf No.18454

>>18453
get a normal gf and introduce her to lain.

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ID: 80d0f8 No.18456

>>18454
How does one get a normal gf then? Never had one of those.

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ID: 9acbaf No.18458

>>18456
I don't know and I probably wouldn't be here if I did

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ID: 72feea No.18461

Work on yourself and a gf will come. I met my gf at the arcade.

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ID: 0ecedd No.18463

>>18461
Same here.

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ID: 9ae2a3 No.18464

>>18461
>>18463
well I guess we're fuarrrked then since arcades don't exist anymore

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ID: 84518e No.18465

>arcade here recently went out of business
>no gf
>it's like poetry

I think the best way is to find an 18 year old and mold her to what you want. Make her love you, do anything for you, and then love her for she represents the glory of yourself and what you've created.

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ID: a022c3 No.18466

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>>18465
wtf no that's fuarrrked up
don't take relationship advice from 1950's musicals

look it's not hard to find a girlfriend, just clean yourself up and work on social skills, be active in some community etc. eventually a girl will find you cute
there are probably girls that find you cute right now and you don't even know about them

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ID: 0ecedd No.18467

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ID: 497736 No.18470

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>>18453
why don't you get a cuteboyfriend anon

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ID: e61795 No.18472

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>>18466
>there are probably girls that find you cute right now and you don't even know about them

That's the worst tbh. I'm just still not soc-savy enough to spot signs of interest going beyond friendliness. Or maybe I still have this "weird guy aura" after all despite my efforts.

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ID: a022c3 No.18473

>>18470
if OP's not interested I am

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ID: c1a95b No.18474

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By playing VNs and watching anime.

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ID: bf1d81 No.18475

in my country the more marginal and criminal you are, the more women you have.

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ID: 497736 No.18477

>>18475
Where are you from?

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ID: bf1d81 No.18478

>>18477
I'm from Brazil, and they like also the sleazebags, the traditional mans(supreme gentleman), only serve for give money.

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ID: af1f52 No.18482

>>18474
This. 2D gf>3D gf.

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ID: 138ed8 No.18483

>>18482
This, the 2D is the perfection.

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ID: ab6f0f No.18494

>>18461
Do this! Just be yourself, make something of yourself by accomplishing a lot, and then women will come to you. Don't get caught up in all the adolescent dating bull soykaf .

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ID: d6de31 No.18495

You can practice dating me until you get a girlfriend Mr. Lainon. :3

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ID: d3f360 No.18499

i just want a friend. i have people but no one i can really connect with or talk about anything real with.

maybe i'm wrong about this but my whole life it always seems like conversations just involved people wanting to talk but not wanting to listen. pretty much learned people only care about what you say if it's funny or interesting and funny was always a safe bet so i got stuck as the funny weird guy. and now I have no one to talk about anything real with. point is as someone who could care less about the novelty of having a girlfriend, you can't have one even if you don't have any friends to start with.

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ID: 84518e No.18503

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>>18499
>you can't have one even if you don't have any friends to start with.

sure you can anon. the eccentric loner has his appeal. what's the point in striving for normalcy?. own who you are. i've had no friends and had gf. just very closely monitor your attachment level.

it's soulcrushing to lose that friend. which is what it's always been about for, feeling human connection. it's nice though to be reminded that you are human and can feel things besides disdain and can have a real connection to another person. it's much different than just friendship. i cry if i think about it.

you should be very wary about your attachment.

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ID: 18071a No.18505

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God is dead. Date your hand.

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ID: 2274f3 No.18508

>>18475
that's an overgeneralization

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ID: e40c82 No.18534

>>18475

Yes, I'm sure all the girls who did really well in school or/and that have good paying jobs are just crawling over your local criminals.

Criminals only ever attract two kinds of women; low income women, and fast women if they're earning quite a bit.

Now, if you're country is poor as fuarrrk, maybe most of your women are low income women. So maybe that's it.

But if we're talking first world, then Joe Coke Dealer doesn't hold much attraction: Unless he's really high up the chain, his income isn't going to be so much more than Joe with the good job that it justifies the risks of being around him. Nor is a woman with her own steady income going to want to associate with him.

The only women criminals attract are women who need to depend on them for money, and fast women who like drugs/need drugs and dating him gives them easy access to drugs.

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ID: a022c3 No.18538

>>18534
hang on a second, it's not like "criminal" is a different species from normal human being. People who break the law have lives outside of their illegal activities

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ID: f705d7 No.18541

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>>18470
Having soykaf self-esteem and living in a largely homophobic country...
>guess I'm doomed to die alone

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ID: 846a51 No.18544

Why Does everyone want keep wanting girlfriends honestly?

or a better question why do people keep asking how do i get one?

to me it seems you want friends more than a girlfriend, or you just want sex.

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ID: a36b18 No.18551

>>18544
Loneliness, validation, and sex

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ID: 9ae2a3 No.18558

>>18544
>to me it seems you want friends
>you just want sex.
I want both. Ergo, girlfriend.

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ID: b0d9c1 No.18559

>>18544
I want a friend I can hug. Sex is kind of secondary to that.

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ID: 8f8048 No.18574

>>18466
>there are probably girls that find you cute right now and you don't even know about them
And they are most definitely fat and ugly.

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ID: 9acbaf No.18580

>>18574
their was a cute girl interested in me once and I've never been able to work out if she was being genuine or engaged in some sort of "who can date the biggest spazz" competition.

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ID: d6de31 No.18581

I don't know how you look, but if you are at least decent or plain average, there are definitely women around, whom you'd like to make out with and et cetera, that return the thought you are adorable, but very few are inclined to speak to the lonely because fear of judgment. People have a greater motive to act respectfully in the presence of a stranger, especially to those who are lonely; for they are aware that the negative appraisal of a loner is more permanent. The loner thinks more, observes more, reflects upon his interactions more. Hence to impart such a bad impression is less desirable to the humanly pensive woman. Those who you call fat and ugly possess greater motive to converse with their attractions because they realize the majority of men aren't sharing the mutual attraction. She can only hope through confrontation that a man she believes to be more beautiful will express an affectionate reaction since she has raised the topic.

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ID: d078ff No.18585

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>>18574
>And they are most definitely fat and ugly.
Or just really pale and sullen looking.

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ID: 77fc7e No.18587

>>18585
Nah they're mainly fat and ugly

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ID: d078ff No.18588

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>>18587
>mainly
Guess you gotta look harder.

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ID: 9acbaf No.18589

>>18585
>not wanting a comfy pale gf

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ID: d078ff No.18591

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>>18580
I don't think girls actually do that sort of thing outside of fiction.

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ID: d078ff No.18592

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>>18589
What I meant was that all skinny recluses aren't boys.

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ID: 9acbaf No.18593

>>18591
well it wasn't for my good looks or winning personality I know that for sure

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ID: d078ff No.18594

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>>18593
Yeah, well I've had a pretty girl in a psychology classes talk about how serial killers are attractive, so who knows what goes on in somebody's head.

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ID: 9acbaf No.18596

>>18594
woman are clearly irrational untamed beasts who's motives are unclear even to themselves, best avoided.

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ID: b4882d No.18598

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ID: 6b7550 No.18601

>>18596
Same goes for men. It's best not leaving your room.

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ID: c19cb7 No.18602

>>18541
:( what country?
>>18544
they haven't figured out that you're supposed to make the relationship before the label.
>>18558
man I used to think this way. turns out a lot of people (especially girls) don't and it's made for some pretty awkward relationships in the past.
>>18574
so? everyone can work on themselves. Most of the people here are just looking for someone to be good friends with anyway and it's not like looks are really important for that

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ID: c19cb7 No.18603

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>>18596
>>18598
I love how we're being ironic until someone who actually thinks that way shows up
>>18601
you need to find the people who don't behave like wild animals possessed by spooks and forge a union of the ego

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ID: 0cdc58 No.18606

>>18598
here's a better way to get women, stop following some loser on 4chans advice who claims "ive slept with over 200 women!!".

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ID: 9acbaf No.18607

>>18602
>it's not like looks are really important for that
is it bad that I wouldn't be friends with some one purely based on their accent? I'm not even talking about an "annoying" one, just some accents make me not like people.

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ID: 6b7550 No.18609

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>>18603
>tfw no egoist comrade to fulfil my illegalist fantasies with

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ID: d078ff No.18613

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>>18596
She's not a tame woman!

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ID: 7c588e No.18616

Don't be socially awkward fuarrrkin' weirdo. Don't worry so much about what other people think. Don't try to be cool. Realize when someone is uncomfortable. Don't say everything about yourself at once, keep stories etc. to yourself for a while so there's always something extra you can add. Also it's easier to keep up with a big lie than a lot of little lies.

Also women aren't really that different from men at all. Sure, there are SOME differences, but when you really get to know a girl, or multiple girls you realize they operate pretty much the same as we do. Especially if you've lived with one.

>>18598
Don't follow those stupid fuarrrking "pick up artist" things unless you want dumb sluts.

Keep in mind most other have the same or similar emotional and physical needs as you and if you're in or want to be in a relationship you're both responsible for:
1) Not being a fuarrrking crazy person 2) Not turning the other person into a crazy person.

Also if you're mopey, melodramatic, please, just don't get in a relationship or reproduce. You're useless and need to learn some self control, self respect, and dignity.

and that leads into my final point on how to get a good woman:
1) Respect yourself.
2) Take care of yourself.
3) Have Dignity.
4) Respect others
5) Support her emotionally, don't be distant.
6) Don't expect women to be insert kindness, receive sex. Support and Respect are not kindness, they make occasionally overlap, but rarely do.

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ID: f705d7 No.18627

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>>18602
>:( what country?
Worst Korea. It certainly is the worst. No one really likes fags except on TV. So I'm stuck alone.
>pic related

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ID: 77fc7e No.18631

>>18453
Steal one from someone you know

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ID: 1fe83e No.18686

>>18544
I got a taste of it a few weeks ago, and it opened my eyes to something I've been missing all these years. Every moment of my life now is just killing time until I see her again.

There's a reason it's ">Tfw no gf" and not ">tfw no hot bitch to fuarrrk"

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ID: c3c164 No.18694

>>18609
I'm down

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ID: c3c164 No.18696

I had a lain gf. She was a chemist and did crazy science and nmr'd my drugs and we fuarrrked like crazy animals and got high on darknet acid and smeared paint on each others faces and bodies while we tripped and fuarrrked and we set up PGP and a private wiki so we could plan really illegal projects and I was and am and always will be totally in love with her because she was everything I wanted to be myself and she reflected all my positive qualities like a parabolic mirror and she was so badass, so ballsy, so smart, so sexy.

Now she's got a job and doesn't want to do drugs and doesn't want to overthrow capitalism and doesn't even want to have filthy kinky sex any more. She says she doesn't want to break up with me but I'm convinced it'll happen.

Get a girlfriend

Never fall in love

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ID: 6c1ba2 No.18701

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Tbh fam, if you go to school, be it college or high school, I recommend joining a club that suits your interest. That's how I met my current girlfriend I've been dating for nearly a year now. When you meet someone in a club or similar group, you already share a common interest. This is a great start. If you give it some effort and don't completely spill your spaghetti then you'll have some hits and misses until you find a few people you may click with. Just be friends, go to functions, have fun with your common interest. If you click with a girl in particular ask her if she wants to hang out outside of the club. This kind of thing works much better than asking out random girls at the grocery store or something weird like that.

If you're not in school, then there are probably similar club functions outside of that environment.

If you do this, just enjoy yourself and the club you're in. The rest will work itself out [citation needed].

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ID: 6c1ba2 No.18702

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>>18696

Those early days sound a lot like my girl and I. She's smart as hell, 3.9 GPA at our university. I showed her what I know of coding and crypto. We spend afternoons reading 19th fringe literature and think of ways to get around monopolies. The dank net psychedelic experiences are fun too.

Don't give up, lainon, just be patient. We took a break from the serious stuff when work and school made it necessary. As long as you two are able to actually enjoy yourselves. That's what matters most. Otherwise there are always others out there.

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ID: 6c1ba2 No.18703

>>18702
19th century* I mean

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ID: b28ef7 No.18704

>>18701
>tfw my uni doesn't have a cat-petting club

one day, maybe.

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ID: c19cb7 No.18705

>>18704
Not until you make one there isn't

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ID: c19cb7 No.18706

>>18696
it's gonna be fine dude. relationships, not even dating relationships always go this way. you do all the cool fun stuff together then you reach a point of stability. it's less exciting but there's a different kind of niceness. remember you're both the same people and putting someone else on a pedestal is always a bad idea

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ID: 9acbaf No.18712

>>18701
not him but any club I would be interested in would have a 2:98 f:m ratio. which would result in her getting swarmed like your gif and would either result in the one normal guy easily walking away with her or her just grouping everyone a that club as a no go. Even if neither of those are true I can't act like a normal human 90% of the time never mind having to win some desperate popularity contest just to have a fair shot.

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ID: f4130d No.18714

>>18712
To be fair, I was one of the only few straight guys in the club at the time I met my girlfriend. I still don't know why there were so many gay guys in the club that semester. We're still theorizing. They made great wingmen at any rate.

I feel you though. Most of my interests are pretty male dominated. Keep an eye out though. You may find something interesting. I would check out a university club list.

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ID: c734dc No.18729

I played ball in HS, the only girls who go after guys like that (like me in HS) are the kind that hate the idea of real independence, they also undoubtedly have some of the most toxic relationships with their fathers.

If a girl likes you because you're a criminal or because you're famous; I'd probably run the other way.

My friends dad told him this and it's something I stick by "A man should always date up" if they aren't better than you they aren't worth your time.

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ID: 4a8033 No.18759

>>18729
>if they aren't better than you they aren't worth your time
You know, if everyone thought this, humanity would die out pretty soon

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ID: 1fe83e No.18761

>>18759
It's possible, and probably common, for each person to think the other is better than them.

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ID: 8ad431 No.18762

>>18761
Yeah, I'd say every healthy relationship I've seen, and the one I'm a part of exist because both think they're "dating up", I think it really boils down to both individuals thinking each other has assets and strengths that the other doesn't have. IE one might be better at problem solving, and quicker to figure things out, while the other might be a much harder worker, much more persistent, and much more organized. Since they both have traits the others don't, they'll both view one other as somewhat "Better" than themselves.

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ID: f251c4 No.18821

>>18706
>>18706
The reason I fell in love with her is because she captured my perpetual-freefall aesthetic. I don't really want to be in a relationship where I'm not doing drugs and having crazy sex (I can barely get hard for vanilla sex, and I can only get off from rapeplay/incest/genital pain) and constantly plotting the downfall of society.

We had a Google doc fifty pages long full of plans and ideas and projects. It's not our relationship if we don't keep executing those plans and making new ones.

I hope this is just a temporary consequence of anxiety but I'm worried it's not.

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ID: dac942 No.18822

3DPD

This is why we have sex sims.

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ID: 6b7550 No.18824

>>18821
>a Google doc
You deserve it.

Poseur.

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ID: e02caf No.18840

>>18824
I can't argue with that.



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