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Here's a bunch of crap that i'm tired of seeing in horror movies:
>Kids
Kids are never scary. I'm never afraid of anyone i could beat up in real life, and i've never met a kid i couldn't beat up. I don't care what supernatural power a kid might have, or if he has a gun, or a knife, or possessed by the devil, i just don't care. I can outsmart any kid any day of the week. I'm faster, stronger and i soykaf bigger. I'm just not afraid of anyone who'd be seriously injursed if i accidentally bumped into them in a grocery store.
>Zombies
I'm so tired of zombies. Everything about them has been played out. According to Google Trends, the term peaked around 2012 and has remained high ever since. Every slacker idiot on the internet is obsessed with planning for the zombie apocalypse that's never going to happen. Wanna know why? It's because ZOMBIES AREN'T REAL. There are movies with fast zombies, slow zombies, Nazi zombies and white zombies. It never ends. There's even a TV series about a zombie crime drama called "iZombie," where a zombie helps solve crimes by secretly snacking on corpses delivered to the corner's office. Because the corner would never notice that the third lagerst organ in the human body was missing during an autopsy. Hollywood has even become self-aware of the outbreak of zombies movies, so each movie comes out with its own different name for zombies to try and distance themselves from every other zombie movie or TV show. For example, in "The Walking Dead," they call zombies "walkers," "geeks," "roamers," "biters," "rotters," and any other stupid name they can come up with to avoid the "Z" word. And in "28 Days Later," they call them "infected." And in the video game "The Last of Us," they call them "runners," "stalkers," "clickers," and "bloaters." Just call them zombies, you assholes. You're not tricking anyone.