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ID: 31a1fb No.14226

Got any plans for the upcoming season of harvest, friends?
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ID: 1bb24f No.14255

Harvest mah grain.

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ID: d5df47 No.14261

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ID: 4efd1a No.14292

I'm planning to burn a wicker goat and get wasted at the village feast

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ID: 9749bd No.14301

>Way too old to trick-or-treat
>TFW not much monies
>fuckit
>Find hella realistic toy gun
>Decide to dress-up as a burglar and go trick-or-treating
>People so nice- giving me all kinds of stuff- money too!
>bastard in really convincing cop costume approaches me and tries to arrest me
>HELLNO
>Clock him in the face and run
>Got arrested for armed burglary and assault on a federal officer

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ID: 5248c1 No.14305

>>14301
I laffed

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ID: 6fd640 No.14311

>>14301
You are never to old to go trick-or-treat.
If you want to avoid getting questions if you are to old, just kidnap some kids and force them to go with you.

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ID: 621bc0 No.14336

>>14301

I was trick or treating until I was 18 years old.

>>14311

If you go late and wear a good costume you can still get candy because the people are just trying to get rid of it.

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ID: adbe82 No.14346

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Pumpkins and homemade explosives

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ID: 4efd1a No.14347

>>14336
Last time I went I was 15, with a group of friends, and we were denied candy a few times cause we were too old

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ID: b71c88 No.14350

>>14347
Who makes these rules?

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ID: 621bc0 No.14354

>>14347

Like I said, that's why you go a little later than the kiddies. Some houses are happy to get rid of extra candy, especially if you're funny with it.

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ID: 4efd1a No.14370

>>14350
Suburban adults who think they know better

>>14352

That's when you smash their pumpkin in their driveway

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ID: d5b1d1 No.14375

I'll probably take the day off if it's a day I work, tell myself I'm going to do something special and end up sitting on my ass instead.

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ID: e7faa4 No.14378

Halloween isn't very big in my country. Trick or treating is usually more of an organised night out for kids in the village, not even at the actual day.
And I'm not even living inside my village just near.
I usually invite friends to drink homemade mead around a bonfire in my garden but this year they're all gone to study in other towns/countries.
Guess, I'm putting on a LARP constume and getting smashed at town pub.

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ID: 99ed20 No.14384

>>14346
I always put nitroglycerin in my pumpkins so if someone tries to smash them, they get a little bit of a surprise.

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ID: 2ef9f6 No.16371

>>14347
Iktf. I was the kid that looked way older for his age, so I got denied candy even though I wasn't too old.

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ID: 621bc0 No.16378

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Anyone else tuning into TCM's fright fest? Or going to see Dracula/Spanish Dracula in theaters?

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ID: 70ad53 No.16405

i don't get why all you people are so hyped up about all saint's day
i'm not religious so i don't care about it

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ID: 860e0c No.16407

>>16405
it wasn't just all saints day friend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween
and it's not even a religious thing anymore

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ID: f651bf No.16410

>>14384
If I have the grasp on physical science that I think I do, I'd say that will cause them to explode into a fireball if they're smashed?

>>16378
You know I am

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ID: 75a221 No.16419

Scary vidya and scary movies, and I'd read scary books too but I don't really know any.

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ID: 621bc0 No.17292

bump

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ID: 99f4af No.17294

>>16419
Edgar Allan Poe and H.P. Lovecraft are good places to start.

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ID: dcf71b No.17302

>>14351
>DE JOOZ
This is allowed here?

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ID: 0fb44b No.17303


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ID: 621bc0 No.17313


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ID: 53573f No.17316

maybe

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ID: 05097b No.17317

honestly might chill with some lainchan mods at a party downtown.

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ID: 3eb249 No.17322

>>14311
>just kidnap some kids and force them to go with you

>So, what are you dressed as?

>A pedophile



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