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 No.18302

I'm not sure if this is the best board to put this on, but you guys seem to know some pretty schway soykaf .
Basically, there have been some issues in the family and in my life as a whole.
In short, I need money. About $25,000. Do you guys know any ways to make good money?
I have a dead end job that pays $30k/yr, and I'm not very qualified to find anything better. I need the money by April of 2016.
If you guys have any ideas at all, they will be much appreciated!
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 No.18311

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High stakes gambling.

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 No.18318

>>18311
What this guy said.

What's your initial nest egg as this determines what you can actually accomplish.

If it's zero you have a few options but none of them are great and you may end up committing yourself to multiple years of work.

Also where do you live?

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 No.18319

>>18302
If there were quick easy ways to make a lot of money everyone would do it, so, depending on your skillset, you are probably going to have to do something risky>>18311 or something illegal.

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 No.18325

>>18302
>create tor website
>encrypt traffic
>setup anonymous bitcoin account
>become hitman
>earn 35-50k for one job
>profit

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 No.18327

>>18319
There are plenty of ways to make fast money but all of them are high risk. I could name a dozen things right now that could net me 10k this month that are legal, but again high risk.

Sleep studies, military signing bonuses, reactor jumper, laboratory drug tests.

Then there are investments that are high risk, commodities trading which requires high initial investment. Lists go on and on.

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 No.18353

>>18327
Reactor jumper¿

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 No.18361

>>18302
Go into random corporate offices dressed as a janitor and take a chair with you.
Take some office chairs and sell them, the secretaries will just think you are there to take one or two chairs with you for the company.
You could do the same with any equipment really but offices usually buy some nice chairs.

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 No.18362

>>18361
I do not recommend stealing. This is a completely hypothetical idea that I will not take any responsibility for.

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 No.18371

Work 2 dead end jobs (full time if possible)? This may not be the fastest way to get money but it's still safer than doing something illegal. You can also be the >HELLO TECH SUPPORT, HOW MAY I HELP YOU guy, as I recall some dude from India works 10h per day from his home, it was on tv few years ago.

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 No.18377

>>18325
>create tor website
>vpn get
>use anonymous bitcoin wallet
>make professional website that claims to be for a hitman
>have reasonable rates in the range of a few thousand dollars for reg civilians
>put link on hidden wiki
>ask for 50% up front whenever somebody emails you
>spam torforums and reddit with amazing reviews for your "service"
>dozens of people giving you up to 10 BTC each every week
IT PRINTS MONEY

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 No.18380

>>18362
Lel is this nigger fuarrrking serious?

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 No.18385

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>>18377
Holy kek does that actually work?

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 No.18391

>>18385
>neurosuggesting people smart enough to get on hidden wiki and have bitcoins would pay money up front to some shady hitman website

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 No.18393

>>18391
>people smart engough
like a fifth of the deep web is children lol.

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 No.18394

>>18377
Most of the time no. There are shitloads of obvious scams in the darknet not just hitman.
I wish I would have saved a screen shot of it but, there was a list on the original silkroad to buy a an armored tank for africa. 100% serious about this too.

I would say almost everyone is smart enough to see right though this but, there are a small minority of really fuarrrking stupid people.

One thing that's almost the same is people downlaoding pirated soykaf from sites (mostly the pirate-bay) then selling them on the darknet form cheap. The profit margins for this type of thing are small but, again if your getting all this soykaf for free to begin with who really cares. Most of this free stuff is porn passwords (some of which are hacked from users) and shitty self help books (ex. how to get any girl with confident body language). I have no idea who actually buys any of this soykaf .

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 No.18417

>>18353
Same lain that posted it earlier, a reactor jumper is someone that goes into heavily irradiated areas to do simple maintainence. They get paid fairly well and have a lifetime limit of hours they can work. In 3ish months if you max your hours you could likely make 30k.

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 No.18418

>>18417
Another way to make money if you have none is to act as an intermediary in property sales. You need to broker a quick sale to a buyer before you own a home. This soykaf gets incredibly risky, but you essentially sell a home you don't own then buy it for less than you sold it for. Hope that the check from the buyer clears before the bill from the bank does. You can clear a fair amount of money this way.

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 No.18420

>>18302
Draft Kings
Pick a sport
Pick a player
And win millions

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 No.18425

>>18380
It would probably work. They don't notice anything if you have a uniform on.
A dude once stole a lot of packages by dressing as a postman.
He was caught because people lost their packages but a company won't notice a few chairs gone.

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 No.18432

>>18418
If ANYTHING goes wrong your whole life is out the window though, and all of that is tied to your real name.

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 No.18455

Medical studies (clinical trials, research studies, etc)

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 No.18457

>>18302
become a camboy and flash that boypussy

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 No.18462

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Assisting with suicide. They'll not need all their money anymore and might use it as your payment.

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 No.18480

>>18393
>like a fifth of the deep web is children lol.

I'm sure you missed an 'i' in there somewhere.

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 No.18485

>>18380
im sure you could get 30k in no time stealing and selling ~1000 office chairs IN NO TIME

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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 No.18489

>choice a provider or buy at purchase at wholesale
>buy cheap
>sell expansive
>???
>profit

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 No.18493

Thanks for all the replies guys, I finally made time to go to the library to get back online (I cancelled internet and phone plan to save $$, going off the grid is like kicking dead whales down the beach btw).
>>18327
Reactor jumping seems like something I would be okay with, but the only stuff I saw when I searched it up were for the one reactor in Japan. I'm in US, so that's a no-go.
>>18377
Hypothetically of course, I would totally try this. How would I be able to host anonymously and keep all the BTC anonymous (especially when I cash it out to PayPal or whatever)?
>>18418
Elaborate please.
>>18455
Already donating plasma 2x/wk for $50 each time. I haven't found any studies in my area for stuff that you don't need a disease to participate in.
>>18457
Haha no.
>>18462
If only there was a way to get a legal contact to do this or some shit
>>18489
Not sure what I as a single person would be able to sell like that.

Thanks again for all the help guys. There's quite a lot at stake here.

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 No.18495

>>18493
>>18489
>>18489
>>18493
choose a product best-selling style in your state or country, buy a lot, selling to acquaintances and create an account on ebay, advertise on social networks and talk to people to help you spreading, profit.

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 No.18496

you can enter a monetary pyramid.

Protip:register directly to the pyramid site and watch videos on youtube how you can make money fast in the system.

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 No.18500

>>18485
OP said he had until May.

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 No.18588

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>>18302

>‮‪Market as consultant.


>Teach others to do your job.


>Work with employers to find out who they want.


>Drop clients you can't help.

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 No.18620

>>18496
MMM is all the rage at the moment in China, pure ponzi, and it uses bitcoin

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 No.18625

Cut the fat, they're holding you back. Poor people can't afford to help others if they want a slightly better quality of life.

Get out of there, you can live plenty comfortably on 30k if you prioritize what you want and aren't an idiot.

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 No.18639

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>>18625

⦑߉⦒ P∅∇⋸r⊤y ⦑߉⦒

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 No.18658

>find and capture dogs around rich neighborhoods
>wait till lost dog signs start showing up or just phone number on tag after a week or so
>???
>profit

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 No.18661

>>18658
This should work better with cats, as they're usualy outside without their owner.

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 No.18677

Test



Software

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 No.18679

>>18661
Cats are harder to catch I would assume.

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 No.18704

>>18394
that was real though, i bought that tank

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 No.18712

>>18679
>buy catnip
>put in box
>take cat in box when it get catnip
>??? (Means: wait for reward)
>profit

Cats are pretty dumb

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 No.18713

>>18485
Idk man, you swipe an Aeron or two, rinse repeat across a few states, sell them cheap on Craigslist, rinse repeat, not that hard.

OP just has to know what chairs are worth anything, then sell them on eBay.

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 No.18714

Some ideas, OP:

>make friends with Luddite druggies

>sell them darknet molly and acid at $15 a hit
>their minds are blown as they get faced on the purest product they've ever done
>be the connect for their friend group

This one needs starter capital

>book a warehouse

>make friends with a DJ
>take those druggie friend from plan A
>spread the word you're having a rave
>charge $20 a head
>supply all the drugs
>give the DJ a cut
>get your dick sucked by qt3.14 raver teens for $15 in molly

This one needs starter capital, but with fast turnaround

>give coinbase all your information

>raise your instant buy to the max
>get rep in local bitcoin
>sell bitcoin for cash
>raise prices as rep goes up
>charge more for less advance time

Could also do online tutoring; I made a few k while I did that on InstaEDU because comp sci is in super high demand, but you have to be in college or have a degree and I imagine you aren't

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 No.18762

>>18493
>How would I be able to host anonymously and keep all the BTC anonymous (especially when I cash it out to PayPal or whatever)?
Get the bitcoins put into a throwaway wallet and then put then into a bitcoin mixer (there's plenty of onion sites for it). Never put all your money into the mixer at one time. There's nothing stopping the person from going "hey I got like 50k now, I'll take it and run". Single bitcoins at a time. Then get then transferred into a normal bitcoins account. Then you slowly start cashing them out from btc sellers in your area or transfer them directly into your PayPal. Of course they will investigate you if you do this. My recommendation is do a breaking bad and get someone to deposit them gradually into a PayPal account. If they ask where you're getting the money from, just say its anonymous donations for hosting your website. Naturally don't do this in one month. If it takes six months, do it. Never rush money laundering.

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 No.18822

>>18762
I would add on to this, to use a mixer attached to a drug marketplace. These have real business models that don't rely on "mixing", so there's much less incentive to cut and run. I would have said agora, but it's down now; I think the next best is abraxis but I can't comment personally.

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 No.18827

>>18714
You sound like you're talking out your ass. Have you ever been to a rave? You don't "book" warehouses, you find them, and why are you supplying the drugs? That makes no sense. Just have alcohol on hand. Who pays $20 to get into a rave anyway? Not anyone who does drugs. You make the profit off $4 beers.

The main trouble is getting a sound system, you'd have to rent it. They're not cheap. The other trouble is obviously the law. It doesn't matter if the space is legal or not, because the noise isn't. I don't think tracking down 'underground parties' are much on cops radar these days, you can get away with a private FB event w. an "ask a friend" address but it's mainly a question of finding the right spot that won't get police called on you.

Regarding plan A, forget LSD, you can get RC psychedelics on the darknet for $1/hit and sell them for $5-10. They're not a compromise or poor man's acid, the 2c/i family have their own charms, or 25i, a very close analogue to LSD, I think is still unscheduled. Just sell them to a dealer wholesale and you don't even need to do any work.

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 No.18830

>>18827
woah a guy who knows something

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 No.18833

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>>18827
YOU KNEW THIS REPLY WAS COMING YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>forget LSD, you can get RC psychedelics on the darknet

Please don't actually do this. Rave-kiddies in particular treat everything on blotter paper as LSD and everything in capsule/pill as MDMA. If you tell potential customers "this isn't acid, it's a research chemical" nine out of ten of them will turn you down.
It's an individual responsibility to use the substance responsibly. It's your responsibility as a distributor to make sure that the customer is receiving the substance they think they are.
>$1/hit
You can import NBOMes from China and lay them yourself for about $0.03 a hit. The profit margin is only insane because most end users buy ten tabs for $10 from a dealer before realizing that they never want to touch the substance again and either resell it as acid or trash.
>I think is still unscheduled
The NBOMe family was placed under emergency scheduling about two years ago. They'll all be considered unscheduled (though illegal under the Federal Analogue Act as mescaline analogues) on the 15th of this month if nothing comes up to stop them.

LSD is about $2.50/100mcg/blotter in bulk. Each hit sells for $10-15.
MDMA is less than $1/100mcg if imported. Each point sells for $10-20.

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 No.18884

>>18827
The owner of the warehouse will fuarrrk you up if you just throw a rave in it. Give him a cut and he'll not do that. Unless you live in the third world, any warehouse will have security systems.

You do need to rent a sound system, forgot to include that but it's pretty obvious.

You should pick a location that won't bother police, and is easy to soundproof. You'd be surprised what some simple barriers will do to scatter sound waves and muffle the sounds of the party. Having a basement works best.

Advertise a location, then have someone waiting at that location to forward people to the actual location. Best is to have a van and drive people but this is sketch.

$20 for a rave is pretty standard. Maybe $10 but then you're telling people it's soykaf .

Alcohol is doable but harder to get in the amount you need and harder to distribute. It's also much more illegal having a party with an illegal bar than where there happen to be several drug dealers (who have bought product from you). People at a rave are more likely to buy drugs than beer anyway.

You also don't need to sell RCs to get good profit on your drugs. You can get actual acid for $3/hit or less on the darknet and still have great markup, especially since it won't be the stomped on soykaf people are used to.

Most people will def not want RCs, too, which is a shame since 2C-B in particular is FAR superior to both molly and acid.

>>18833
At least he doesn't want to sell PMA.

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 No.18913

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>>18827
>They're not a compromise or poor man's acid
Fuck off, selling NBOME with lies like that is incredibly immoral. At least 90% of the time I hear it is horrendous. Personally I find NBOMEs to be extremely uncomfortable and unenjoyable, but LSD is the best thing ever. If you sell it as acid then you'd be one of the few drug dealers that deserve to go to prison because if someone takes a large dose they could die

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 No.18937

>>18762
How about this scheme:
dirty btc - altcoin (through non-KYC exchange, register and trade over tor) - other altcoin on other exchange - mixer (just in case) - clean btc?
Directing money over several altcoins will erase any blockchain evidence, right?

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 No.18938

>>18913
2c family isn't nbomes, bro... There are nbome variants but 2ci isn't one, and that's what that dude said.

I encourage you to try the new and innovative drugs scientists are making; it isn't like acid is the apex of human technology.

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 No.19215

>>18377
>create website
>become an VPN
>Set up bitcoin wallet
>make website claiming to be hitman
>reasonable, realistic rates
>link, advertise whatever
>end up fuarrrking over someone powerful
>get tracked and decapitated
>gg no re

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 No.19226

>>19215
Nothing short of nation-state level researchers can effectively deanonymize Tor users and even that's questionable.
sidenote: somebody with that sort of power probably wouldn't have any reason to hire a sketchy internet hitman using thousands in quasi-legal internet money

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 No.19227

>>18937
no it wont.
Your not directing money over serveral altcoins, you are selling bitcoins for altcoin A, which you sell for other altcoin B, which you sell for bitcoins. This means the first and last transactions are in the bitcoin blockchain evidence, and can most probably be linked to the other two transactions

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 No.19242

>>18937
Well you could run the bitcoins through a mixer twice and that'll achieve a better result than btc -alt coin - btc. If 2 BTC get pushed into alt coin, and you soon put 2 BTC into your account then that was pointless wasn't it?



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