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 No.10705

Give me some ideas, please.
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 No.10708

fart app

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 No.10710

>>10705
A mobile version of this lain's program?
https://lainchan.org/zzz/res/1568.html
Maybe it could add some features using the gyro.

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 No.10712

Some app that helps to archive cool threads. Or port DDT. Or emacs. Or make an organizer that supports alarm, attaches like images, sound and web links.

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 No.10713

Give me a mobile nmap so I can do <sarc>sik h4xx</sarc> while on my phone.

Just seems like a neat tool to be able to use whenever I want to know who's on whatever network I am connected to.

Bear in mind I have no technical knowledge and no idea if this could even be done on a mobile.





plz don't hit me.

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 No.10714

App that lets delivery men rate houses semi-anonymously.

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 No.10725

A gay radar joke app.

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 No.10726

>>10725
call it gaydar
have it make wildly inaccurate judgments based on the color variety in a picture or how much pinkness it has
then have it print out some number like "45% gay"
>>10713
this is completely doable the framework already exists for it - there are open-source terminal emulators and botbrew allows you to install an nmap package
just build off of these and make it more user friendly

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 No.10754

>>10705
Create a lainchan android app!

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 No.10755

>>10754
It is already on the OP pic.

>>10705
Платформер по "Зелёному слонику".

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 No.10762

Sent ;)

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 No.10791

>>10726
HARD MODE:has to be on a computer from the 80's

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 No.10792

>>10713
>>10726
>non-shitty nmap app
would install that

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 No.10794

>>10713
>>10792
Why not just download an nmap binary compiled to ARM and use that with a terminal emulator?

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 No.10802

>>10755
Ёб твою мать, обосрался...

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 No.10827

>>10802
>твое лицо когда лэйнчан на 4/5 состоит из рузких

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 No.10830

>>10827
Только обрадовался, что нашел чан без русских.
>>10705
Make a FLOSS version of this app: http://thebrain.com/
There is an android version, but it is proprietary.

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 No.11224

>>10705
Mobile Lainchan

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 No.11233

>>10830
Кстати, большая часть русскоязычных на этих бордах пришли сюда именно благодаря дашчану и мукучану.

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 No.11302

>>11233
Не вижу в этом ничего плохого. Здесь обычно говно не оседает, остаются только умные люди.

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 No.11441

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>>11302
А мне кажется, то как эта борда страдает фигнёй вместо того, чтоб чиниться, очень хорошо отражает её контингент.

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 No.11442

OP, make a torrent video streaming app. There are plenty of them, but most of them are proprietary and/or soykaf .

>>11441
>чиниться
>пхп
Oh, you!

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 No.11443

Mobile app that takes everyone who's on your Facebook friends list's photos and allows you to edit them, Photoshop style then reupload them. Easy and fun!

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 No.11451

>>11302
Ты не с новеря случайно?

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 No.11525

>>11441
А что с ней не так? Ну, автообновления нет, многих других фич, но разве она сломана?

>>11451
С харкача. Ушёл, правда, после охуевания мочи. Вернулся, спросил, почему моча до сих пор охуевает, забанили. Ну и поебать.

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 No.11535

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>>11525
Когда же ты с харкача то ушел?

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 No.11556

>>11535
Ну, они там всегда борзыми были, но в последнее время ужас просто. Месяцев шесть назад. Недавно захожу в /б/ — закреплённый тред с расценками на возвращение кукол и цветных ишаков. Куклы — 10к в месяц, ишаки — 30. Просто пиздец.

Сейчас на мелкобордах российских, форчане и лейнчане. Ну и на реддите, хоть он и не имиджборда.

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 No.11557

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>>11556
Вот, собственно.

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 No.11569

Post in English please.

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 No.11575

>>11569
Why should we? We were talking to OP at first, OP is Russian.

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 No.11576

Впрочем, я и отсюда свалю, мамкины лисперы заебали. Сами движок не могут написать, ага. /int/ нет, "post in English", охуеть.

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 No.11577

>>11575
This is an english speaking imageboard and the moderation team officially speaks english. /layer/ is the only board with a Russian speaking moderator.

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 No.11587

>>11569
English language can't give that words like харкач, that show not only meaning, but person's attitude to it.
К тому же я его нихуя не знаю.

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 No.11591

>>11575
>>11587
Guys, the point is they can only moderate english. Please don't make the mods' job harder.

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 No.11593

>>11576 DIRTY COMMIE SCUM GET OFF MY HARD EARNED LAND I EARNED WITH MY OWN SWEAT TEARS AND FECES GET OUT OF HERE WE DONT SUPPORT RUBLE HEADED BASTARDS LIKE YOU THIS IS A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY WHERE WE DONT SHOVE OUR HEADS INTO BEARS ASS AND DRINK POTATO JUICE ALL DAY U LIL KALASHNIKUNT I BET I CAN REK U IN A RACE OWP SORRY ALREADY HAPPENED COSMONAUT MORE LIKE KOSMO-NOT AMIRIT HYUK HYUKHYUK GO BACK TO YOUR BREAD LINE HAR HAR MEANWHILE ILL BE HERE TEACHING MY SON HOW TO RIDE MY BIKE AND MEET JOHNSON IN THAT PRESS MEETING WE HAVE O LOOK IM GETTING A CALL FROM HIM RIGHT NOW OH HELLO JOHNSON HOW IS THE BUSINESS REPORT GOING SPLENDID MHM YES INDEED WELL IVE FINISHED PAYING MY BILLS AND GOING TO PLAY BILLIARDS SEE YOU AT WORK CLICK


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